I love those commercials sponsored by the corn industry. One person is eating or offering food that is sweetened by corn syrup. Another person makes a comment along the lines of, You know what they say about high-fructose corn syrup, right? Then, the first person lays the smack down and exposes the troublemaker for the shallow follower that they are, by asking what they say about corn syrup. The second person is completely dumbfounded, they simply hadn’t conceived of the possibility of a followup question.

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